We gather at this time and at this place to discuss the ongoing enshittification of society. Commerce has thrown off old paradigms of serving the customer and making the customer happy, for new paradigms of getting away with whatever we can.
Because fuck them, I want money.
Serving the customer right is less profitable, so let’s squeeze as much out of these fuckers as we can and fill as much of that money as we can in our pockets. The customer can eat dog shit as long as they continue to pay for it.
And the best way to do that is not to give them a better option, just different flavours of the same dog shit.
Fuck values, fuck ethics, fuck doing the right thing. We work for the shareholders, not the customers. So eat your dog shit so we can dine out on caviar, in our billion-dollar boat with its own staff, that we use once in a while, because you can get five-star service in the mansion anyway.
Fuck people, fuck humanity.
We make money from sickness. We want you to stay sick. Eat your dog shit.
Greed is good, praise Jesus!